Ok, so we’ve covered “What Men Don’t Say“, but what about women – what don’t they say? Well, you know what makes for a good laugh? Reading this list out to the woman of your life whilst she’s on her period. (more…)

A great deal of the world doesn’t have English as a first language, and even those of us who do can make the odd faux pas, excuse my French. However, what makes English so great to for poets – the ambiguity, the variation, the grammatical nuances – can be the trap for anyone who tries to translate, with the best of intentions, their meaning from their native tongue to an approximate English equivalent. The results can be hilarious… (more…)

People really ought to think before they advertise. These classic, hilarious bloopers are all taken from classified sections of newspapers.

• Stock up and save! Limit: one.
• Illiterate? Write today for free help.
• Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included. (more…)

These really came from medical records, written presumably by caring professionals. Do you feel safe in their hands?

• “The skin was moist and dry.”
• “The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.” (more…)