I can understand your desire to look for comedy, for the blessed relief of laughter – some senseless, raucous outburst of noise and hormones just to make it ok once in a while to be in this crazy, messed up world. I’ve looked for it too, brothers and sisters. I know where you’re at.

Now, some of the places I’ve been to on the Internet whilst on this very quest are listed here, and you can go visit them too, if you want to. But for God’s sake behave, and tell them I sent you. It’s only polite. (more…)

What any society needs is a catch-net for those who sometimes fall and need a little helping hand in life. What societies tend to provide instead are ravening bureaucratic beasts from hell, like the UK’s DHSS. When these poor souls have reached for help, faced with this slobbering belligerent monster people all too often fell to pieces. This is demonstrated in the following painfully funny extracts from real letters that were sent to the DHSS. (more…)

The following is a list of 25 signs that show you might have just started to reach maturity, though maybe not grown old enough not to lament those last vestiges of youth you’re clinging on to. It’s supposed to be funny, but it might make you depressed! (more…)

Another bunch of hilarious signs and notices (see previous list of funny foreign signs) discovered around the world, written in bravely attempted but ultimately poorly translated English. Given how few English speaking people ever learn a second language, you have to give the writers an ‘A’ for Effort, but there’s no denying that the results can be very funny indeed…

• In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
• In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
• In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. (more…)

These are actual statements from insurance forms where drivers have attempted to summarize the details of an accident in their own words. The results are pure comedy genius.

• Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.
• The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
• I thought my windows were down but I found out it was up when I put my head through it. (more…)