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The following is a list of 25 signs that show you might have just started to reach maturity, though maybe not grown old enough not to lament those last vestiges of youth you’re clinging on to. It’s supposed to be funny, but it might make you depressed! … » You Know You’ve Grown Up When…

Here’s something that proves beyond all doubt that there can’t be a Santa, period.

IS THERE A SANTA CLAUS?

(By Joel Potischman and Bruce Handy)

As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renowned scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1991) – I am pleased to present the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus. … » The Santa Proof

Another bunch of hilarious signs and notices (see previous list of funny foreign signs) discovered around the world, written in bravely attempted but ultimately poorly translated English. Given how few English speaking people ever learn a second language, you have to give the writers an ‘A’ for Effort, but there’s no denying that the results can be very funny indeed…

• In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
• In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
• In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. … » More Funny Foreign Signs

These are actual statements from insurance forms where drivers have attempted to summarize the details of an accident in their own words. The results are pure comedy genius.

• Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.
• The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
• I thought my windows were down but I found out it was up when I put my head through it. … » Funny Insurance Claims

Ok, so we’ve covered “What Men Don’t Say“, but what about women – what don’t they say? Well, you know what makes for a good laugh? Reading this list out to the woman of your life whilst she’s on her period. … » What Women Don’t Say