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This is me with Evelyn at a pub just outside Southport, back in September 2005 – nearly six years ago! … » On The Way Back…

For me, depression has a lot to do with ice-cream. For instance, I never eat it. Ever. Well, ok, I sometimes eat ice-cream, and then I feel guilty for getting fat and for lying too. So, I don’t eat ice-cream. Whatever way you cut it, how depressing is that? … » Depression And Ice-Cream

I can understand your desire to look for comedy, for the blessed relief of laughter – some senseless, raucous outburst of noise and hormones just to make it ok once in a while to be in this crazy, messed up world. I’ve looked for it too, brothers and sisters. I know where you’re at.

Now, some of the places I’ve been to on the Internet whilst on this very quest are listed here, and you can go visit them too, if you want to. But for God’s sake behave, and tell them I sent you. It’s only polite. … » Links To Things I Find Funny

What any society needs is a catch-net for those who sometimes fall and need a little helping hand in life. What societies tend to provide instead are ravening bureaucratic beasts from hell, like the UK’s DHSS. When these poor souls have reached for help, faced with this slobbering belligerent monster people all too often fell to pieces. This is demonstrated in the following painfully funny extracts from real letters that were sent to the DHSS. … » Funny UK DHSS Claim Form Submissions

The following is a list of 25 signs that show you might have just started to reach maturity, though maybe not grown old enough not to lament those last vestiges of youth you’re clinging on to. It’s supposed to be funny, but it might make you depressed! … » You Know You’ve Grown Up When…