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A Minor Fun Affair

Ferris Wheels are better with good looking peopleWhat's life without fun? What would it all be for? Why would we put up with it? Why oh why does it go on so? Where will it all end...?

I've no idea. This game of chess we call life has a limitless board, regenerating and mutating pieces, and someone dropped the rulebook down the back of the fridge.

So, whatcha gonna do? Well, why not laugh? The stuff here has made me laugh, so I sincerely hope, in all seriousness folks, and I mean this most sincerely, that you find this stuff amusing too. Just check the menu on the left to find the funny stuff.

There is something I ought to mention. You see, the thing is, a lot of humour is... well, offensive, and though I'm not by nature a per say "offensive person," there is no doubt that some of the content here will be seen as "offensive" by some people. And you, dear reader, may be "some people."

Si Mr Fawlty, is Barcelona.

Now, in some ways frankly I couldn't give a monkeys, but then in so many other ways I feel I really must warn you that there might be nasty terrible horrors lurking ahead. Oh yes.

Like, for example, strong swear words.

You might well gasp! Indeed, gasp, as you might find sexual references too. Oooh, Mrs, don't. Most assuredly, there'll be a stock of cheap shots at religions, and I dare say there'll even be the odd racial reference. Importantly for this latter, there is a line over which I will not go, and that line is very, very near. (i.e. If you're looking for some sort of Bernard Manning humour you'd better fuck right off you thick racist prick.)

Still, everyone laughs at Manuel, right? "Si Meeester Fawlteeeeey!!!!"

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