Archive for the ‘blog’ Category

What, So Now It’s A WordPress Site Already, Huh?

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2011

Wordpress logo in Halo LogoOk I realise I’m hardly ahead of the curve here, but today I’ve moved my blog over to WordPress.

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Links To Things I Find Funny

Thursday, January 25th, 2007

I can understand your desire to look for comedy, for the blessed relief of laughter – some senseless, raucous outburst of noise and hormones just to make it ok once in a while to be in this crazy, messed up world. I’ve looked for it too, brothers and sisters. I know where you’re at.

Now, some of the places I’ve been to on the Internet whilst on this very quest are listed here, and you can go visit them too, if you want to. But for God’s sake behave, and tell them I sent you. It’s only polite. (more…)

Funny UK DHSS Claim Form Submissions

Saturday, January 20th, 2007

What any society needs is a catch-net for those who sometimes fall and need a little helping hand in life. What societies tend to provide instead are ravening bureaucratic beasts from hell, like the UK’s DHSS. When these poor souls have reached for help, faced with this slobbering belligerent monster people all too often fell to pieces. This is demonstrated in the following painfully funny extracts from real letters that were sent to the DHSS. (more…)

You Know You’ve Grown Up When…

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007

The following is a list of 25 signs that show you might have just started to reach maturity, though maybe not grown old enough not to lament those last vestiges of youth you’re clinging on to. It’s supposed to be funny, but it might make you depressed! (more…)

The Santa Proof

Sunday, December 24th, 2006

Here’s something that proves beyond all doubt that there can’t be a Santa, period.

IS THERE A SANTA CLAUS?

(By Joel Potischman and Bruce Handy)

As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renowned scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1991) – I am pleased to present the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus. (more…)