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Archives for Jun 2005

28th June, 2005

That Man's On Drugs!

Due to popular request (well, Goob and Herge), this is a (rather blurry) pic of the mouse mat.

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27th June, 2005

Callum Rides Bike!

Sarah took the kids to her mum and dads for tea tonight. They just bought Callum a bigger bike from the market, and it didn't have stabilisers. He's 8, so ok, maybe a little late, but what the hell. He got on that bike, and damn if he didn't ride it. I wasn't there, and nobody took pics, but still, he did it!

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25th June, 2005

Curry

Please can I have some curry mummy?

E would like some curry, please

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24th June, 2005

Dancing Fool

Dancing Fool Babe

After having already raped Goober Queen's site today, surely I can't rape again...

Yes I can!

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23rd June, 2005

Snails Play Football

We had a storm the other night, which always has the effect of rousing our garden's snails into a gathering somewhere. They do like a knees-up, our snails. We don't have the heart to tell them that they don't have any knees.

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21st June, 2005

Mmmm.... Homer Slippers

This new item has had tongues wagging around the globe, and justifiably so. It is the long awaited arrival of the new Homer slippers.

These slippers have a timeless vogue, and yet still are primed in the stolid traditions of the modern married male. People, I ask you to straighten your tie, adjust your boobs, comb your hair, and introduce yourself to the latest status footwear.

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17th June, 2005

Less Hair Do

Went to see an old friend H. yesterday in Halifax, and we chatted about the old days. She used to manage a band I was in, so we had plenty of high times to mull over. H is fantastic. She's a successful, happy, inspirational person, and that's always going to be good to be around.

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8th June, 2005

Play In The Sunshine

Living in the UK has its weather problems. Not like Lucy (who isn't called Lucy of course) has suffered recently, but the thing about the weather she's getting in her part of the world right now is that at least it's interesting.

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6th June, 2005

Jabazillion

Jabazillion. A word that speaks so excitedly of it's own meaning that I have no reason to define it... Only enjoy it, savour it, love it.

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3rd June, 2005

Revenge of the Silly Names Strikes Back

The Star Wars list of silly names goes on. It would seem that in an old Star Wars TV Special (that shockingly I somehow missed when it was on TV) Chewbacca's family came into the story. His father is named... Itchy. Itchy. Wow.

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1st June, 2005

Dead Birds Society

Bit late to the party, but I saw Dead Birds last night. My rating is: top horror.

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Revenge of the Silly Names

It's happened. I've now seen it. I've been to see Revenge of the Sith.

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